Mostly just reblogs

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world 

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

rolling snake eyes is a bad thing. being a snake in the grass is a bad thing. being cold-blooded is a bad thing. the english language is so fucking hostile for snakes why do you hate us so bad

NOT TO MENTION snake oil salesmen are famously sketchy. why do you hate our oils

really funny character concept i will definitely be using some day: oil salesman who is a snake. introduced as a snake oil salesman

he's a painfully honest and sincere oil salesman. he's not selling miracle cures he's telling you exactly what it is. and what it is, is oil. he's got olive oil coconut oil corn oil. every kind of oil you can think of

it dawned on me earlier when i was explaining dodge vipers to a friend who doesn't know cars how fucking insane they were

no airbags is fucking insane; please tell me it at least has seatbelts

it did have seatbelts! it did not have external door handles though lol

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I get scared when I look at women's asses because my best friend in high school was an electric eel and he would fuck with me whenever the teacher turned around

this is what that one MGMT song was about

Star Trek equivalent of a "Glup Shitto" is some obscure class of Federation starship that was only ever seen on screen for 0.68 seconds as a battle-damaged wreck at Wolf 359, but which somehow has a model from Eaglemoss, multiple, lengthy video essays discussing its lore, and an extremely vocal fan campaign by people demanding that it be made playable in Star Trek Online.

I bet it feels soooooo good to be a construction worker on a completely closed off chunk of road

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here