Odds and Ends

tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

3a) that person is probably confidently doing stuff worse than you could ever do it.

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

the thing about being in your thirties is you unlock the 'alright that's not really my business/problem/concern' life hack and it immunizes you against a lot of Internet drama

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"

i would probably paint all that stuff too if my name was hieronymous

oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

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Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things