basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

people hate it when i say "black people getting cancer is racist" but im literally fucking right because systemic racism has led to chemical dumping being acceptable in black/brown neighborhoods and black people have higher rates of cancer as a result

It hurts when you don't say it