ships!meme ♡ a ship so non-canon it physically pains you: derek hale & stiles stilinski
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ships!meme ♡ a ship so non-canon it physically pains you: derek hale & stiles stilinski

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Derek is a sensitive empath
Derek may act as the big bad wolf, but he's nothing but a sweet puppy.
He would be watching the news and the second a sad thing appears his eyes would fill with tears and his voice would crack.
When he watches sad movies with Stiles he would hide his face in the human's shoulder and refuse to look until the sad scenes end. In some cases he would even demand the movie to be stopped.
During horror movies he would blame his oversensitive senses for his reaction to the jumpscares. Stiles would smirk and say "Sure babe, want to hide behind me?" and Derek, still blaming his senses, would slightly move behind Stiles and use him as a human shield againts movie monsters.
When Stiles and Derek spend a lazy evening lying on the couch or bed, Derek would noze into Stiles' neck while stealing glances at his doom scrolling, and God forgave he ever saw a video of a toxic couple. The last time Stiles took to long to scroll a "breaking my partner's things, a prank" Derek's hypothetical wolf ears stood straight and in two seconds he was up and stomping from side to side of the loft while complaining about stupid couples and toxic relationships.
One morning Stiles caught Derek red-handed tearing at a slime video with an anonymous story about a cheater who left his wife at the altar. Soft sobs filled the kitchen while Derek murmured "You deserve better Gabriella"
Derek may act as the big bad wolf, but when Stiles looks at him playing with little werewolf pups he knows that he's nothing but a big sensitive marshmallow.
Derek: 'I'm fine' Stiles: 🚨🚨🚨 (honestly this goes both ways for these two)
Birthday gift art for @sparassiss who requested Stiles holding Derek after a crappy day, and you know what - a good ol' Stilinski Hug would probably fix him a lil' bit ♡
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15 years of teen wolf 🖤
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Oh, to be crushed underneath your werewolf boyfriend 💭
I just love the idea of Derek pranking Stiles, because (at least for a while) he can say all kinds of bullshit with a straight face, and because Stiles isn’t used to Derek joking around, he’ll just look at him wide eyed like “Woah, really??”
Like that time Stiles throws finger guns at him and Derek is like “Oh no, you just challenged me to a fight.”
And Stiles is like “What? No, it was just finger guns.”
And Derek is like “Yeah. That’s werewolf code for ‘I wanna fight you to the death’. I’m sorry, but we have to fight now. It’s just how it is.”
And Stiles slowly backs away like “To the—Woah, woah, woah. Hang on. That’s not exactly a fair fight. And also what the fuck.”
Derek shrugs and moves after him, backing him into a corner. “Should have thought about that before throwing werewolf gang signs at me.”
Stiles gapes at him. The last time he punched Derek, he almost broke his hand. So…yeah. Not a fair fight. No, sir.
“Are you serious right now?”
Derek nods, expression completely flat.
“But since you didn’t know, the rule is that it's over when one of us yields.”
“I yield. I yield so much.”
Derek cocks his head, smirking.
“There’s gotta be at least a little bit of blood.”
Stiles pales. “Oh, dude. What the fuck. I thought we were friends.”
That almost makes Derek crack up, and he has to bite the inside of his cheek to stop from laughing.
“Come on, Stiles. You’ve been working out lately, haven’t you? Show me what you’ve got. Let’s see that fist. Get it out there.” He winks. “Don’t be scared.”
For once, Stiles is the murderous-looking one.
“What the actual hell, Derek. That’s so not funny.”
And when Derek’s shoulders start shaking with silent laughter, Stiles smacks him hard in the chest, so hard that Derek actually loses his balance.
“Oh my God. You motherfucker. You’re the worst. Fuck you.” He sighs. “But also…good one.”
My headcanon for sterek is that Derek runs warm so at night he and Stiles don’t need a ton of blankets. But Derek is an early riser and Stiles gets cold when he leaves. So Derek gets into the habit of putting an extra blanket on Stiles before he leaves for his morning routine.
Married Sterek. Stiles loves that Derek always wears his wedding ring. He’s so use to all the wolfy nonsense of scenting and bite marks being used as a way to show a claim over someone. he has no complaints about Derek scenting or biting, none at all! but it just doesn’t translate to human company very well.
so when they finally get engaged Stiles loves having a visible claim on Derek. loves that when someone comes up to flirt with him Derek can just lift up his hand and show off his engagement ring. Stiles preens every time it happens. Derek Hale is officially off the market, finally sale, no take backs

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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way
"they're not gay" I don't know man, I read a masterfully written fanfic on A03 that says otherwise.
So, no one has seen Derek laugh, like not even a twitch of the lips. Stiles' ongoing theory is that Derek's facial muscles are frozen forever due to the prolonged frowning. But one day, Stiles was all alone in his house, and he was making his lunch listening to Shakira's Hips Don't Lie. Stiles is dancing, trying to do his own hip shaking, and Sourwolf walks in.
Derek stops in his tracks and watches as Stiles sings loudly in a very off-key tone, shaking his ass and dancing around in his boxers, and he just bursts out laughing. He couldn't control it. A full-on belly laugh. Stiles screams at the sudden sound and turns around to see Derek almost falling on the ground because he couldn't control laughing, and he is shocked. He is humiliated, too. But the shock of seeing Derek laugh so openly, and the way he looks years younger and so free, kind of takes Stiles' breath away.
From then on, Stiles started doing goofy things purposefully to make Derek laugh. It is his mission now.
My headcanon that cannot pried out of my cold dead hands is that season 1 Derek is a 19 year old kid.
Like look at this dude!!! He's clearly just a kid. A little rough around the edges, a little big of a meaner face but he's just a wee kid. This is how college students look like!!!!!!
The way they make Derek look much older in the later seasons and try to claim that he's in his mid twenties or some shit??? IM CALLING BULLL
I think that was a way to make people stop shipping sterek by introducing a bigger age gap cuz jeff davis sucks.
I will forever and ever and ever stand by that this is just a lost 19 year old kid who is going through so much and he has no adults to help him through anything.
Kid barely knows how to buy groceries or a house or furniture. Look at how he fucking lives man.
If I see one more idiot using sterek size difference to justify hating on bottom derek in fics, I’M GONNA HAVE A GOOD LAUGH ACTUALLY because I imagine someone standing with one of those measuring sticks that they have in amusement parks, and saying to Derek Hale “sorry dude, you can’t ride this. You’re just above. See? The height limit was Stiles and you’re clearly two blueberries taller, so that means you have to top forever.”
No prostate orgasms for that man, he’s too tall!!!

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Want Stiles genuinely surprised people have bad sex with their partines bc it never happened to him with Derek
I love that all across the world right now, people are making Derek and Stiles in tomodachi life, smashing them together and making them kiss like barbies. Meanwhile I am making Derek and Stiles in the sims 4, smashing them together and making them kiss like barbies. And somewhere else someone is writing Derek and Stiles fanfic, smashing them together and making them kiss like barbies. And then fanartists are currently drawing Derek and Stiles, smashing them together and making them kiss like barbies. And there’s more people just rotating their blorbos, Derek and Stiles, in their heads, smashing them together and making them kiss like barbies.