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Wang and Lai (2014)

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what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?
I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.
Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.
The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.
Back in 2013, I posted a Welcome to Night Vale fic and someone commented, âIâm autistic and I see myself a lot in the way you write Carlos. Did you intend for him to autistic?â
And I was like âIâm flattered you think so! No, heâs not intended to be autistic, but Iâm glad you can see yourself in him.â
Now twelve years later I spent some time this evening trying to track down that comment to give a very belated clarification. Whoever you were stranger, hey. I only said no because I based Carlos heavily on me, and since I wasnât autistic, Carlos wouldnât be either. Well. Iâve learned some stuff in the intervening decade that strongly support your literary analysis.
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
nigel farage resigning to try and delay the investigation into him and immediately restanding for election in the same constituency, only for every single major party to say 'yeah nah have fun pal, see you back at work for the investigation' and refusing to entertain him is hilarious enough on its own.
the fact that the only person running against him is fucking count binface, who is promising to build one (1) affordable house, is hysterical. and he has a not zero chance of winning.

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It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farageâs media circus.
Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing thatâs happened in UK politics for a while.
Shitposting at its finest.
okay had an idea...
Which Generic Homeric Epithet is prev
Shining, Divine, Glorious etc.
Wise
Great-Hearted
Tamer of Horses
White-Armed
Long-Haired, Lovely-Haired
Sweet-Spoken
Bronze-Armoured
Glancing-Eyed
Dreaded
Swift
Sacker of Cities
reblog and answer in tags >
Some close-ups of the dinos! The three layers broken out -- sky, land, and sea -- and some spotlights on my fave lil dudes, including the chonky and spiralsaw-jaw sharks, the toothy T.rexies, the not-so-Littlefoot, and an orange Nessie! (Pattern by UnaBuenaPieza.)
really good tiktok
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Girl, just do it fat. Donât wait until youâve lost enough weight. Youâre worthy of taking up the space that you fill. Live your life now. Donât wait for some future version of yourself that you think will be more deserving. You have every right to pursue your passions and dreams just as you are today. Your worth isnât tied to a number on a scale or the size of your clothes; it is inherent in who you are. Youâre allowed to be seen, heard, and celebrated in whatever body you inhabit right now. Donât let anyone or anything convince you for too long. So go out. Do it fat! Wear the clothes you love, pursue the opportunities that excite you, and live unapologetically. Thereâs no reason to put off living the life that you want, waiting for a moment that youâre not even sure will come. You deserve to be happy and fulfilled just as you are, and the world needs you exactly as you are today. Everything good that has ever happened to you, happened in this body. Girl, just do it fat.
My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6
Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.

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woo i am such a fan of dramatic plants. just prissy fucking plantlife, be it unreasonable or implacable or ostentatious. plants, man
u know what yeah, letâs talk about weird nonsense plants
1. Living Stones
these plants imitate rocks. who does that?
imagine deciding to straight up evolve into rocks as a defense mechanism. i had a whole rant planned but now iâm remembering that i have, in the past, on multiple occasions, daydreamed about being a rock. like that has been a recurring theme in my rich inner fantasy life. i would not forsake the opportunity to evolve into a stone.
2. Hookerâs Lips
ostentatious. flamboyant. vulgar. garish. randy. dare i say whorish? yes. this plant is whorish.
pucker up you hussy
3. Hoya Hearts
overused trope. lacks subtlety and creativity. truly, they just went with the first thought to pop in their head, no brainstorming involved. âho ho ho iâm just gonna grow into a fucking HEART, thatâll show em!â Needy & basic bitch. looks cute on a desk
4. Lifesaver Plants
manages to be both psychedelic and disapproving. reminiscent of a prudish great auntâbut like, one who did a lot of LSD in the 70s. evidence of an alien lifeform who crash landed and then decided, fuck it, iâm gonna rent a one-story in the midwest and decorate it with vintage wood paneling & floral upholstery. probably smells like stale weed and glass ashtrays
5. Happy Alien Flowers
yes that is their NAME. sort of anticlimactic, but take a gander:
they are absolute sluts for drama, as demonstrated by the little hussies pictured above are YELLING AT ME. they bring to mind seagulls engaged in a Shakespearean blood feud. this flowers have committed aggravated manslaughter and probably got away with it too.
6. Bat PlantÂ
aka Catâs Whiskers aka Devil Flower. how fucking emo is that??? this plant listens to mcr and is probably the gay cousin. they never got the hang of eyeliner but that doesnât stop them from trying, bless em. their impetuous devil-may-care persona is hindered by their crippling social anxiety. iâm immensely fond of this plant. theyâll come into their own once they graduate and move away from college, but in the mean time they sit with the tech crew at lunch. you go little Bat Plant!Â
 7. Dancing Plants
total band kids. also called Semaphore Plants, bc they look like theyâre trying to flag down a plane. nifty fuckersÂ
in conclusion, three cheers for whiny, namby-pamby, scatterbrained plantlife
so youâll reblog THIS and my Non-Comprehensive List of Cursed Bird That Piss Me Off, but Whimsical Creatures Failing To Tempt Me Into The Ocean is where tumblr draws the line huh
I am absolutely delighted to show you this orchid the âNaked Manâ. Itâs an orchid native to the Mediterranean and it looks like a lil dude with a tiny penis
PROPORTIONALLY SPEAKING
You'll doubtless want to turn this off in your Instagram...
Vie the NYT:
When Meta unveiled an artificial intelligence image generator called Muse Image on Tuesday, it came with a feature that let users create A.I. images based on peopleâs Instagram photos. Any adult with a public Instagram account was automatically opted in. Using the Meta AI app, the companyâs stand-alone chatbot, other users could pull from âpart or all of your published photosâ to create new A.I. images, the company wrote in a blog post. âIn addition, people may be able to create content with your Instagram content using A.I. features at Meta,â the company added. Hereâs how it works: On the Meta AI app, a user can tag a public Instagram account and direct the chatbot to create new A.I. photos based on photos from that personâs account. The privacy backlash was immediate. Along with automatically enrolling users in the feature, Meta didnât notify people when their accounts were used to generate A.I. images. Hundreds of users took to social media to decry the new feature, asking how they could opt out while criticizing the company for a lack of consent. One user said on social media that the feature was âa privacy landmine waiting to detonate,â while others on Instagram shared templates for how to disable it. A Meta spokesman said in a statement that private accounts and users under 18 were excluded from the new feature, which can be disabled âwith just a couple clicks.â âWe will take action against any content that violates our Community Standards,â the company added. What can I do about this? The easiest way to opt out and protect your account is to set your account to private. But if youâd like to keep your account public, go into Instagramâs settings and scroll down to the âshare and reuseâ tab. In the sections titled âAllow people to reuse your content on Instagram and with AI features,â toggle the setting to âoff.â You can also change the A.I. settings for individual pictures and videos. Users cannot stop their audio, text and comments from being âreusedâ by Metaâs A.I., the company said.
Iâm literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt
iâve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months
so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.
horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.
so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.

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Itâs crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.
Itâs like. When I was told to âjust be yourselfâ as a kid I thought it was a passive thing. Like oh easy I just have to sit here and be myself. but the reason so many people think that âbeing yourselfâ is bullshit advice is because you actually have to make active choices to do this and it WILL make your life way more fun. You have to wear t-shirts of bands that were popular ten years ago because you like them. You have to do your hair in a way that you find cute or comfortable even if itâs âso ninetiesâ. If your friend says a food you enjoy is gross to them, you canât be afraid to admit you casually disagree. You have to do hobbies that youâre interested in even if youâre bad at them and you cant feel like you have to get good at something before you tell people itâs an activity you do. You have to read manga and comic books in public and get piercings your relatives think are unattractive. You donât have to tell people you dislike that you dislike them, but you donât have to give them your time and attention either. You have to rewatch that kids show youâre nostalgic for even if youâre in your 30s. You have to change your name if you hate it, even if only a few close friends can know. You have to get fun girly drinks at the bar. You have to order hot chocolate when you donât like coffee and black coffee when you donât like sweet things. I am still bad at practicing this but it is the only way to make it all tolerable.
you have to do it on purpose