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senior/elderly nonbinary people. I adore you and you make the world a better place. whether you've known for multiple decades or you just found out last year. thank you for just Being. so much love from me.

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

this is what upstairs neighbors have

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

butch lesbians, bears in jockstraps, trans bears, and autistic furries are the four pillars of society

An Autistic Furry Butch Lesbian Trans Bear in a Jockstrap is then basically a deity

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

a vampire kissing and licking someone's neck while the person is just like "don't bite." and the vampire is shaking and trembling. but not biting.