I like seals

not many know this, but girls can awawa for extra points

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

They want our rhythm, but they damn sure don't want our blues.

haughty bratty girl with huge boobs bullying another girl who's completely flat. panel two shows huge boob girl getting the most amazing flat chested boob job of her life and cumming uncontrollably while profusely apologizing

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

Woknes is stored in the hair

your mama isnt even fat enough to sit on a globe and turn it into a map🗣️🔥🔥

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day