I like seals

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

It is not enough that Elon Musk should die, nor even that he should die penniless, friendless, alone, and in pain. It is necessary, as a matter of moral certitude, that his death be utterly and completely mundane and explicable in its every particular. such clear and inarguable must it be that no true crime podcaster or history channel could ever inject it with falsified intrigue in the name of a quick buck; it must be so plain and clear that every four-year-old who heard of it would nod sagely in understanding.

im DD cup but i dont actually get any back pain because my spine is male socialized

i'm taking tenna away. he won't be back for a very long time. you don't get to have him

he will be emotionally neglected until you all learn to care about women

jojos sucks because none of the protag dudes ever summons his stand for the first time and is like hhey avdol why is mine a girl

society if “nonsexual nudity” extended to trans women

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

splitting the difference on "should we use sub/dom or top/bottom as the generalized term to describe who's doing what in a wide variety of erotic activities" and proposing we label everything in terms of princess/maid.

the thing about rhythm heaven groove is that I haven't been posting about how much I love this game because I've been too busy playing it