ALL I WANNA DO IS PERPETUALLY HANG OUT

Unhealthy ships in a fandom are a bioindicator. They're like finding caterpillars on your produce. You may not want to consume them---you may even find them disgusting---but if they aren't there at all, you know that stuff is COVERED in toxicity.

There are some people in the reblogs saying "too many caterpillars are unhealthy too though!" but they are WRONG. You can always remove a caterpillar but you can't wash off pesticide

#this is a metaphor for 'you can dldr as many fics as you want but you can't avoid people who come to you to make you feel bad'

felt ok but then remembered

Why was there an all male BBQ competition?? Why did they fall for such a terrible disguise??

Pro-tip: if you post about hating American Vietnam Vets enough, redditors will stop reposting you to r/CuratedTumblr without you being blacklisted or anything

You can also do this by pointing out that /r/CuratedTumblr is a circlejerk endlessly farming karma off of other people's witticisms but often don't understand the humour of the website they steal from (see my "sanity bar" post, which they maliciously misinterpreted to the point of calling me slurs over it) and will wail and gnash their teeth if you ever post your own original content