ALL I WANNA DO IS PERPETUALLY HANG OUT

as a smoker one of the fastest way i dissuade people from smoking is i go you know how your headaches suck. imagine a permanent headache that slowly gets more and more expensive to cure and also you cant stop coughing in the middle of all of this. yeah? this sucks.

i have said this before but end stage liver failure did not dissuade me from starting opiates. what dissuaded me was someone telling me "do you want to be itchy for the rest of your life? this is how you be itchy for the rest of your life."

people in the tags keep bringing things that are terminal, and i need you to understand some thing critical here. people do not conceptualise what they've not experienced properly and the 'inconvenient' side-effects come faster, and are far more likely than the Big Scary Ones. "dont start cocaine because your liver will fail" -- means nothing to me, have never experienced liver failure, also it takes forever for me to get to that stage. "do you want to know what cocaine shits are" -- paying attention, do not alter my shits habits.

i've decided that a life of second-guessing and doubt is no life at all, and so rather than putting the burden on myself by interrogating every single thing i encounter for evidence of AI i will instead put the burden on the creator - i will assume anything you produce is human-made and if i later find out you used AI i will instantly murder you

Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous

he may have promised a bit more than he could deliver with the eternity thing, but dear god he tried

And he didn't even need a perpetually renewed underclass of horrifingly brainwashed and oppressed workers to do it.

The waterways are robust enough that after the bug equivalent of centuries with no maintenance and actively being infected by flukes it never even bothered the adjacent ecosystems, unlike other sewer systems I can think of

The trash disposal of the respective capitals (& who guards them) really tells you everything you need to know about the difference between those two

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

Do I wanna ask about the gas leak..?

love is in the air? wrong! gas leak AND weed smoke.

Please do not smoke weed right next to the gas leak it is a significant safety hazard.

don't worry! we have the gas leak in one room and the weed smoke in another. it's very secure 👍

You remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room, right? Please tell me you remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room