queer and present danger

Bren Brenatto. close enough. welcome back, Stonejaw Strongjaw

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

cock reveal in 12,000 years

11,999 years

11,998 years

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

person (non-practicing)

im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"