queer and present danger

oh thank god that's not a real person i just tagged

They are now

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

what if instead of paying companies to delete our info off of databases periodically we like. idk. passed a law that said companies couldnt do that anymore. and set up some kind of task force to disband all the companies that do that. thatd be cool

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

We need to love the world because that's the only place we can hang out

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

my dead wife. the ad free internet

welcome to the UK it’s thirty fuck degrees outside max data is 4g (doesn’t work) and WiFi won’t load anything except ads on instagram. Costs £40 to go outside.