queer and present danger

British people have more respect and sorrow over dobby than any actual victims of colonialism and slavery

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

people share news stories like playing hot potato dont think about it and pass it along as fast as possible

can I reblog this a million times

Everyone can reblog it: you, me, and all our followers.

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

big problem on here is a lot of people seem to think just being transgender makes you a sensible political theorist

being transgender doesn't even make you a sensible gender theorist

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

i've seen more than a few posts on here about people loving stories with unreliable narrators, but it's funny. i'm definitely not saying the same people are also saying what i'm about to talk about, it's just funny to see them both in the same spaces on tumblr.com. because so many people on here actually hate unreliable narrators and don't seem to believe they even exist. because they take everything a character says as 100% factual especially if they like them, no matter how obvious it is that the character is being, you know. unreliable.

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

it’s like i always say: fuck