queer and present danger

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

so if bells hells orchestrated the consecution of the gods... and kicked off their cycles of consecuted reincarnations... and we also know that, eventually, those with multiple consecuted reincarnations under their belts eventually develop typhros and become mad... are all of the gods condemned to eventual madness and exandria is heading towards calamity 2.0?

they should make a reverse isekai where a fantasy world medieval peasant gets transported to our world and wows everyone with his knowledge of crop rotations and how to jack off to a piece of wood that looks kind of like an elf

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

the hobbits

the hobbits

the hobbits

the hobbits

to isengard

to isengard

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.