queer and present danger

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

All the love to the trans community.

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

Oh god this being on my dash is like seeing my own corpse dragged through the town square

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

This is the worst addition to this post

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

anyone in this thread smoke weed

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

World Heritage Post

does anyone have more obscenely rose tinted glasses than early overwatch players... if anyone says role queue was a mistake you should know to immediately distrust that person as a deceiver

"i miss when every game was hanzo genji widow hog reinhardt mercy and the mercy rageswitched to torb halfway through the match"

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin