queer and present danger

happy birthday america. just one bite of hamburger would begin to degrade my body. much respect

we both know what you are.

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

they should invent a father you can forgive

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

USAmerican communists love writing "as Mao taught us . . ." before inserting a banger quote that's only tangentially related to the point they're actually making

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured