queer and present danger

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

singing house of the rising sun at the pub last night and when the song ended the musicians just kept playing while people ad-libbed more verses about various pubs they knew

(with ominous hurdy-gurdy accompaniment): "there is a pub in walthamstow, it's called the fox and mole, but we don't go there (long pause) any more. Because the manager is an arsehole."

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Driving in Boston is so funny because the street names are so old they make no sense now! There’s no river on river street, no beach on beach street, no school on school street, no market on market street, no quarter on quarter street, no hope on hope street, no mercy on mercy street, and no escape on any street at all

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it