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serenadeformice-deactivated2025

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

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captain-price-returns

Arrest everyone involved.

captain-price-returns

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

runawaymarbles

Also the money was not saved because they lost so much in rehiring and lawsuits

murkymarco

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

segamascott

i think the next kingdom hearts should have a hannah montana level

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lurker-lenore

shnaodo1

How is this not gay minotaur sex

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tsunflowers

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

orcboxer

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

iguanamouth

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

thetyrannosaur

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

skiingcows

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

rui-cifer

see the thing is, though, CEOs are not saying bullshit you see in headlines because they're dumb or out of touch.

Now, before you go, "Oh wow this lady's defending CEOs," hear me out. CEOs often know how bad their company is doing. In fact, they probably know better than journalists and us. A big part of their job in a publicly-traded company, however, is to pretend that their company is doing well and, in fact, better than ever and this is all growing pains and that this is a big part of a master plans to expand the company to have wider reach than ever (it does not matter that we're a Yoghurt company; billions' gut fauna must flourish) so that investors and shareholders do not divest. When the Microsoft CEO says, "We want to entertain billions," while laying off workers, it's not because he thinks that his company will actually entertain billions; it's because he has to put on the same act as that one dril tweet about corn cob. You know the one.

The question you should really be asking is: what kind of system births a position like this for every company globally and further, what kind of system allows this guy to earn hundreds, and often thousands, more times than the adverage worker? Is this a system that is fair to workers?

nondelphic

writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

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personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

haystarlight

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

cuppydogshane

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

handweavers

mice are having sex in my walls :(

handweavers

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

gloriousbodies

@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

handweavers

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

eldriitchmurmurs

you fucked those mice yourself

handweavers

I fucked those mice myself

captain-price-returns

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

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renousim

give me your most controversial music opinion

empathviv

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

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ghostdaartist

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

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