you know the muffin man? I don't

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."

My essay assignments hate to see me coming

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

It’s August, I wish though. This heat is evil

Canon actually, that’s them right there. 100%

Very glad I’m not the only one

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

If you do not reblog this you are in fact lying.

Closest ive come was when someone told me Steve from blues clues died. I later learned they were wrong but when they told me I was very sad

I’m a TMA/TMAPG fan, that’s all I do. Like a bingo card

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

pokemon? undertale?? SONIC????? GARFIELD???????????

this is ridiculous but im honestly baffled that homestuck isnt on there if fucking ALL THAT is

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??