Criminal by Fiona Apple

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

worrying is like worshipping the problem

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

The craziest part about life is that there’s like nothing you can do..

uh oh made a mistake. surely i’ll learn from it and fix things

you guys are never gonna believe this. I managed to make it worse

what if I just decided to live without shame. what then

If I went missing and they found me in a shipping container... I would milk that shit for decades. There would be a fragrance line. There would be a reality dating show.

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded