C'est pour toi, banane!

Sauropods would be fucking TERRIFYING and it annoys the hell out of me that media constantly portrays them as passive and harmless. That Indominus from Jurassic World would have been SLAUGHTERED against an Apatosaurus, let alone a whole HERD of them

HOW ARE YOU REAL

I need this back on my tumblr.

so do i.

same

I AM SCREAMING THIS WAS MADE MID-BOOK 1 AND THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED IN CANON FROM THE SATOMOBILE DRIVING LESSON TO THE BLUSH ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I’ll never stop reblogging this.

why does wine taste like shit?

i am going to run through the woods naked

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

you’re a genius holy shit

Just used this to find a post I’ve been desperately searching for, thank you so much

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HUSTLE

she’s going places with that IQ