Currently Jobseeking

knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

🗡️ If you’re reading this, I have knighted you. Fuck all those chivalric orders that popped up during the Crusades. Knight anarchy. 🗡️

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

The Red ones are mine try not to get tangled please

i thought we scheduled around this

i know its last second but is it ok if i send green lightening arching into the heavens while all this is going on?

for fuck’s sake guys

listen. im gonna hold your hand when i say this. strong as fuck ice mummy on the way.

many are saying it’s time we all fused our bones together in a mad tower and travailed to scrape down the stars; to pierce the very vault of heaven

those people are wrong

it’s an ongoing debate

Well in the mean time many are saying we should go for ice cream

@dwarf-posting

I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques

third rule is BONES

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!