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The book you wish you had. 👁👄👁🖤💀

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Hey have you guys seen my daughter? Cause she's beautiful and perfect and amazing and I love her so much 🖤💀
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a vengeful spectre. those who approach her notice her resemblance to a beloved knight who lost her life to the sea.
Bob is made by Japanese artist Ahnitol! He holds pens! He comes in many colors!

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it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I'm afraid it's worse than either of us thought going into this.
Once had an IT guy tell me the only possible explanation was a localised black hole under my desk disrupting the space time continuum, and I've always been obscurely proud of having an error that severe, even though it definitely wasn't me creating localised gravitational anomalies
I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me [in the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: "Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, I am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?" and yes thank you i did tear up
You encountered I.T. Poirot
welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you
What’s that? Zoom in.
…DEAR GOD.
ONE HUNDRED ONE NOTES BUNGUS??
Ohhhh, now this is Interesting! No Notes Bungus gettin’ FUNKY with the notes!
9 notes. maybe everyone gets their own bungus now. all subjective experiences are equal bungus
is the bungus among us in the room right now
NO NOTES BUNGUS BABY!
NO NOTES BUNGUS AS OF NOW
THREE NOTES BUNGUS
Back to no notes!
One note bungus…
one note bungus
three note bungus!
one note bungus
none notes bungus
one note bungus
One note bungus
None note bungus
Four note bungus
five note bungus
-1 note bungus????? what????
5 note bungus?
3 notes bungus with this
wooooooooooooooo
14 nots bungus
one note bungus (with my like)
1 note bungus !
I had an interesting night last night
I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post
Tumblr gold users rise up
you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.
Reblog if you have Tumblr gold
“Does a 198 hit your armor class?”

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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.
“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.
i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.
i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.
in my defense:
and:
its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for "sake flask" (酉) and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.
No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags
Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.
"The ISAT font" "the ULTRAKILL font" "the ANATOMY font" Her name is VCR OSD Mono and you will RESPECT her!!!!!!
[ID: white text on a black background, reading "Her name's VCR OSD mono and you will REMEMBER her!!!!", written in VCR OSD mono. The text is written in haiku format. End ID]
I'M LEAVING
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is it ok to ask what this purchase was about or
I was trying to find yaoi themed candy on etsy to send a friend and one of the mystery box things came in three sizes
now that I think about it I literally should have lied and said "a dildo" to save face because that's way more normal
You know what. Fuck you.
*unhallows your ween*
Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.
Pepper spray his pussy
Do not.

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After ONE Summer Rose 🌹🔥
Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.
what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work
oh my god you said heaLth bar..
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