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askboxmemes

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

lilanix

:p

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eusexuanal

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

halorvic

regging

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

mayorbuds

talking heads was right

wokeuplaughing

how

mayorbuds

i do ask myself. how did i get here

fishing-princess

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cumdumpstiel

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

transfemininomenon

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

clubpenguin2005

Panties hit the FLOOR

transfemininomenon

you know it sister

more-raging-heart-than-grace

you want what

angelic-seb

i think you have at least one piercing in this reality (probably septum), you either wear a lot of accessories or none, you have a mullet & are the coolest person ever -🚬

hiii , 🚬 ! ♱ i really love these assumptions lmao . pretty much all of ‘em are correct .

i actually do have a few piercings , but unfortunately not a septum ( i don’t have the anatomy actually , which sucks ass ) . if you wanted to know , i have my nostrils pierced , a rook , a helix , four lobes on my left ear , and three lobes on my right . i’m stretching first lobes rn , actually . left’s at a 12g , right’s at a 14g . i’ve had a few more piercings in the past , but had to give ‘em up for different reasons . i plan to get a WHOLE lot more . ( i’ve pierced all of ‘em btw , except for my first lobes which i got when i was a lot younger . )

most of the time i don’t wear any accessories , but i do occasionally wear a fuckton for special outfits , so you are correct there on both accounts lmao .

i do have a mullet . 💔 i’ve had several mullets honestly , as well as other hairstyles . i cut my own hair , so it’s easy to cut and i love it the most on me . ( also my hair currently has dyed red — faded asf mind you — tips so that’s fun , although i usually i have it dyed black . )

i 100% am the coolest person ever fsfs ( but if you ask @zipper-is-ranting , they’ll say i’m the most jobless , friendless , partner-less , weird ass fucker ever and that i deserve to die <3 )( we’re bsfs , don’t worry i’m right where i wanna be when it comes to them ) .

lol thank you for these assumptions , anon ! i will always confirm or deny assumptions , and give background if applicable , if anyone sends some assumptions in . /pos

no dying today , zipper . i know you wanted to , but our love and savior jesus christ said no . :)

*dies*

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mapsontheweb

The Mississippi river and its tributaries

#I live here #we hate the Mississippi

sexygaywizard

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

sexygaywizard

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

50rats

sexygaywizard

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

sexygaywizard

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

sexygaywizard

Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol

Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

sexygaywizard

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

ouroborosorder

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

starcut-sand

the thing about Tangled is that this is a story geared towards little girls (even if it's "fun for the whole family," it's a disney princess movie, it's geared towards little girls), and it says, "here is a girl who is naive and doesn't know anything about the 'Real World' or how to navigate it safely and correctly. now pay close attention: the good guys are the ones who help her grow and explore new things while still respecting her own perspective and feelings, not making her feel stupid. the bad guys are the ones who tell her that she is too weak/immature/naive to do the things she wants to do, because she is fragile and needs protecting." and I watched this when I was nine years old and it resonated deep in a part of me that I couldn't articulate with words yet.

ripempezardexerox

sorry-im-a-terminalidiot

albatross-the-pen-chewer

high-fructose-porn-syrup

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spellinwaiting

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

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