So the world is ending I guess? Is that it?

And if you press it down long enough you can just connect to it like an access point. There’s also NO 2FA on signing in to the network.

My bestie told me people are calling him Palantir Parker right now on Twitter cuz of the movie.

MILLENIAL BURGER CHAIN RUN BY ANTS: [high-pitched stomp clap hey music] here at bürgR, we do things a liiiiittle differently. it all started with one crazy idea: what if there was a burger with truffle fries... that was REALLY small

INSECURE MERCENARY: no no it's okay when I kill people it's not like I enjoy it I'm not some sicko who likes hurting people I'm just doing it for money

GUY WHO IS PRETENDING AN AMULET IS CURSED SO HE CAN KEEP IT FOR HIMSELF: ahhhh no man I'm feeling really sinister right now, like if you took this from me I might go crazy, I think I might be coveting this a little too much, it might be cursed, you probably don't want this, you shouldn't take my precious- I mean whaaaat what was that lol I didn't mean to call it "my precious" lmao the curse must be affecting me

SEALED DEITY EMINEM: I'm beginning to feel like a trapped god trapped god

loving parent: because there's a manual in every board game

child: oh

child: why don't they sell cars in bookstores

loving parent: because when you're buying a board game, what you're really buying is the rules, and those are in the manual. a car manual with no car can't drive you, but if you have the manual to a board game you could play it without the pieces. there are people who can play a game of chess just by saying where they're moving the pieces and imagining the board, but it's very hard so they give you a board and pieces to help you.

loving parent: That's why you never see Mousetrap in bookstores. Because you can't play it with just the manual.

child: whats Mousetrap