How did you find me here?!

to those asking: welcome to restaurant%, where you help ganondorf rebuild his life as a humble restaurant owner by building a restaurant around him as fast as possible without getting murked

I saw this video the other day! If it’s not immediately obvious, the “booth” is made out of indestructible parts, and enclosing Ganon in them breaks his AI so he no longer attacks.

This is genuinely the best speedrun challenge I've ever seen. I will think of nothing else for weeks, probably.

Is this the eclair throat goat guy???

It's Joseph! 😍 he's my friend from New Zealand, and when I moved to NYC I crashed on his sofa for a couple weeks while I was finding my own place. He's a genuinely super sweet and nice guy please follow his socials.

This looks like something an eccentric inventor would make, showcased in the opening credits scene of his early 2000's film. Also, he's probably played by Robin Williams.

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

"They died to be enjoyed: savor the sacrifice" on a billboard for a seafood restaurant is possibly most Silt Verses thing I've ever seen in reality.

Common terraria W

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

I love it when my culture is mocked properly.

Minoan fashion is so gloriously over the top

#Cecil said damn this is a real head scratcher *dies*

i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.