Chihuahuan Desert dashboard simulator
🌵 Juicy-prickly-pear asked:
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🐍Tranz-pecos-ratsnake responded:
Stfu pollenbot i’m literally a carnivore
🛣 roadrunnur follow
done running, I drive now, bitch.
💧waterdetector follow ♻
w-ter
4/5 of a water detected.
This post is rated VERY DRY
do NOT try and extend roots to this post.
🐕 Coyote-fugly follow
Everyone please remember that when it’s hot out you should be seeking out a creek at least once every day to drink water, and that you should be peeing regularly if properly hydrated!
🦘Kagaroooorat follow ♻
Ok so first of all no one should listen to @coyote-fugly, he’s literally a predator, I saw him eating a quail yesterday.
Second, not everyone needs to drink, or even pee, I hate it when critters are ignorant enough to think EVERYONE has absolute piece of shit kidneys like they do and NEED to drink instead of getting their water metabolically.
🌵cactUS follow ♻
And not everyone has the privilege of being able to go out and find a creek, many of us work our stomata off every day having a wide enough root system to get water you ignorant dog.
🐕 Coyote-fugly follow ♻
As much as I enjoy the drama, you guys need to realize not every post is about you.
🐕 Coyote-fugly follow ♻
Also i’m probably going to eat you/your fruits.
🌵cactUS follow ♻
you're going to eat MY WHAT???
🐕 Coyote-fugly follow ♻
chomp chomp you dingus
(I will also poop out the seeds somewhere they can't germinate).
🐦⬛The-flycatcherrr follow
The 5 Signs of a HIGHLY TOXIC insect:
-bright colors
-just kind of sitting there? Not even trying to get away.
-No one else is eating them
-taste like shit
-tummy hurt
Has anyone else ever seen rocks like these? 10/10
🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird follow ♻
HaS aNyONe eLsE SEen rOckS LikE tHEsE? 10/10
🐍rattletail follow ♻
Wtf are you doing?
🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird follow ♻
WtF aRe yOu doInG?
🐍rattletail follow ♻
I think sitting on top of a cactus and scream-singing at 3 am is stupid
🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird follow ♻
I tHInK siTtiNg oN tOp oF A caCtUs aNd sCReaM-sInGiNG aT 3: aM iS sTuPiD
🐍rattletail follow ♻
Heh
🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird ♻
hEh.
🦎Side-blotchedlizard follow
I can’t be the only one who has wondered this:
Tumblr's opinion on the hottest throat-color morph in a guy?
Voting ended onSep 17, 2025
🦎Layingonarock follow ♻
I know you all are going to pick the dominant harem-forming orange-throated, but can we hear it for single-pairing blue-throated guys???
🦎Utautauta follow ♻
Yeah, but have you ever seen a yellow-throat on the edge of an orange-throat’s territory trying to get you to go out with him? It’s really cute ngl.
♀ New-Mexico-Whiptail follow ♻
Have literally any of you considered parthenogenesis? It's way easier than all this.
🐢 bigbendsliderfollow
I’m beautiful, everyone loves me, I cannot die
🐢bigbendslider follow ♻
Motur Vehimcle colison :(
🐟Whitesandspupfish follow
Remember, even if everyone knows where a critter lives it’s not nice to doxx them :(
🐠Pecospupfish follow ♻
he lives here btw
🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird follow ♻
He liVeS HeRE bTw :(
🐇desertcottontail follow
stop calling yourself "just a little guy" it's demeaning and honestly just plain weird.
🕊️blackchinnedhummingbirb follow ♻
I'm literally......4 grams
🐇desertcottontail follow ♻
Ok maybe you are just a little guy
🕊️blackchinnedhummingbirb follow ♻
I also want to kill hawks, and sometimes I think I can do it
🦅swainsonshawk follow ♻
uhhhhhh
🐿️rocksquirrel-875520428 follow ♻
!HAWK HAWK HAWK!
🐿️rocksquirrel-921053987 follow ♻
!HAWK HAWK HAWK!
🐿️rocksquirrel-3781344590 follow ♻
!HAWK HAWK HAWK!
💧waterdetector follow ♻
water water water water water
5 waters detected.
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it is worthwhile to extend roots to this post.