there is no aesthetic

What if... What if I played the game the same way as I did last time with the same character :D

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

The way Ed says “Intercourse” instead of literally any other term ever is so cute. My babygirl wants that classic married man missionary <3

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like

tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

bringing it up cause it has 🌈 and the fic is great !