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I truly have pirate brainrot

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I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:
This is the world capitalists want to return to.
You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

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snoopy image of the day
ID: four black & white panels of Peanuts by Charles Schultz, showing Snoopy at a typewriter with captions: βGentlemen, Regarding the recent rejection slip you sent me. I think there might have been a misunderstanding. What I really wanted was for you to publish my story, and send me fifty thousand dollars. Didn't you realize that?β (one sentence per panel) end ID
some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord
my dad thinks the concept of shipping is hilarious. my parents are cool, they know about my online presence, it's fine. dad doesn't scroll my blog or anything, though--he's usually too busy watching dubiously homoerotic pro wrestling clips or playing valheim--so his idea of shipping culture is bizarre
damn near every time I mention im working on a fic or piece of fanart, he gasps in hopeful anticipation and asks "tamatoa and heihei?!" and he always acts bitterly disappointed
no, dad. i'm not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you've been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it's a running gag, of course, but--why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!
I have decided to make my dad's vision a reality
behold
happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt
should i call my dad's bluff and get this printed on a t shirt and give it to him for xmas
no what the fuck in wrong with you? he might actually wear it
yes absolutely, he might actually wear it
Op did he like it or did he love it
he says he's gonna wear it to work
he immediately wore it in public to run errands btw. and gave his express permission for me to post that pic of him. in fact here's the exact text exchange with my mom, lest anyone think im doing unsanctioned dadposting
I played myself
if i think about it i get a bit emotional thinking about how one of Ed's biggest fears is that he's unlovable, incapable of love and incapable of being loved, and every single day i log onto tumblr.com and a bunch of people are here celebrating his gentle and genuine love for his man and also loving Ed himself so much. it feels almost like meta commentary on the show itself in a way alkshgsk bc it makes his fear he's unlovable feel almost ridiculous. i see how loved you are every day Ed, open your eyes!!!
Theron youβre not helping your case with those jazz hands.

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*me flirting*
so⦠have you⦠learned anything interesting lately?
been thinking about grace and adrian being alike
Being an indie author has many downsides but reading a scene which you know is going to get called an overindulgent and ridiculous shark-jump, going "hell yeah" and leaving it to go to print untouched is not one of them
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I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy
hello π i am the worlds smallest bug π and βοΈ i too would like to βfag it upβ if i may

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"ummm actually that wouldn't happen because-" playing!!! i am playing!!! come play with me!!! i even set up the sandbox with extra shovels!!! don't smack the barbie out of my hands!!
we are doing improv!! pick up a blorbo and yes and with me!!