I make things.

i started rewatching the office and if you're anything like jim in real life, i need your friendship immediately. although, if you start pulling elaborate pranks on me, i may end up regretting this decision. still, i think it's a risk i'm willing to take.

if there's one thing i still want to accomplish in my career, it's getting the chance to star in a movie with you. i think it would be an incredible experience! i've admired your work for a long time and every project you take on somehow reminds me why you're one of the best at what you do. if anyone out there is listening, i think it's time we make this happen.

watching all these world cup matches, i'm starting to believe we have a real chance of bringing that trophy home, especially with you out there leading the team. you've been unbelievable, mate. i know football is a team sport and nobody wins anything alone, but you've consistently been the kind of player who makes people believe anything is possible. maybe i'm getting ahead of myself, but it's hard not to get excited watching england play. if you keep performing the way you have been, i think a lot of us are going to be dreaming about that trophy coming home.

dexter is without a doubt one of my favourite shows. is it true that you're going to be in the next season? i've seen people talking about it, but i never know what to believe anymore. half the time it's a real casting announcement and the other half it's just the internet collectively deciding that something should happen. if it is true, though, that's incredibly exciting! can you confirm it or am i getting my hopes up for nothing?

how do you think the world would look if frankenstein and vecna existed at the same time? because i can't decide whether that would be the coolest thing ever or a disaster. on one hand, you've got frankenstein's monster, who's misunderstood and just trying to figure out his place in the world. on the other, you've got vecna, who would probably spend 5 minutes listening to someone's trauma before turning it into a nightmare. honestly, i feel like frankenstein would take one look at him and immediately decide he wants no part of whatever is going on. now i can't stop imagining the two of them sharing a scene together. it would either end in an unexpected friendship or the most ridiculous crossover in history.

i know you've worked on a lot of different projects, but i'd love to know which one you enjoyed working on the most. is that an impossible question? probably. so feel free to mention more than one if that's easier.

if you have some time, tell me a little about your story. i only started listening to your music recently and i was immediately fascinated by your voice. the problem is that i realized i don't actually know much about you beyond the songs themselves.

i know you're a very busy lad, but i think you should make some time for me every now and then because i'm incredibly needy when it comes to attention, callum. i'm trying to be patient and respectful of your schedule, but i feel like there should be a rule somewhere that says i get at least a few minutes of your time occasionally. surely that's not too much to ask, right?

with all due respect, i think you're one of the most beautiful women in hollywood and that got me wondering - have you ever thought about acting or is that just not your thing? i know that probably sounds like a ridiculous question, but i've always been curious. some people are naturally drawn to performing, while others have absolutely no interest in being on a set. either way, i have a hard time believing you wouldn't be good at it.

out of all of us in the cast, i always knew you'd be the one every director and writer in this industry would fall in love with. and honestly, hearing that you're going to be part of peaky blinders makes me so happy. that's one of my favourite series and it feels like such a perfect fit for you. it's exciting to watch someone you admire keep landing projects that feel bigger and bigger and i can't wait to see what you do with it.

i think that, as two brits, it's only fair that we either work together on the most terrifying characters anyone has ever seen or simply become mates and spend some time together. honestly, i'd be happy with either option.

tell me more about "goodbye girl". what drew you to the project in the first place? i'm trying my best to keep up with your projects and everyone else's but you all seem to be working on a hundred different things at the same time and i can't keep track anymore.

how are you doing, kid? it's been a while since i've seen you and even so, i hope you're taking good care of yourself. i saw that enola holmes 3 is on netflix and i'm definitely going to watch it as soon as i get some free time. i've been meaning to catch up, but life keeps getting in the way.