Saw someone use “God beware” in a sentence because they forgot the phrase “God forbid” and I’ve decided to add it to my repertoire

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Saw someone use “God beware” in a sentence because they forgot the phrase “God forbid” and I’ve decided to add it to my repertoire

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Sorry you said that you hate the character or huge narrative beat that is integral to the overall story. I think maybe you could just stop engaging in it if you are so mad as to tell someone that is clearly enjoying it that it is awful. Maybe your desires to look down or upset someone for not having the same disdain as you is a huge sign you need to step away from the media. Yeah. That’s not healthy bud.

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Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
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Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
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Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees
Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen
If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.
This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.
Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.
Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.
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You still have time. Time to change your wardrobe. Time to get divorced and married again. Time to change majors. Time to learn a trade from scratch. Time to pay off debts. Time to travel. Time to love and be loved. You still have your whole life ahead. Whether you're 19 or 66. You still have so much time. But you have to take it.
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I was struggling mentally, having a bad day today. My wife pulled me in for a cuddle and I fell asleep with my head on her chest, listening to the sound of her heartbeat.
Just saying Robby sleeping on Jack's chest could fix him.
Good old soul healing tiddy nap, worked for me.
Refuge.

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