You're afraid of a pineapple?

going to start saying "it's ok i have the blood of akasha in me" when faced with any kind of problem at all

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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

TVL be like it’s a book in a tour in a documentary in a retrospective in an album in an auction it’s really quite simple actually

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

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