Ginny Is Our Lord And Savior

I notice the much firmer grip

it takes great bravery to spend my life on shit no one cares about but i do it. i do it

But high five to all who are too shy to start a conversation but have the most delicate heart and try their best to come out of their comfort zone to seem friendly.

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.