Back Baby

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

what about a shapeshifter who’s bad at it. shapeshifter who can never quite get the nose right. shapeshifter who always makes flipped faces because they’re doing adjustments in the mirror. shapeshifter with same face syndrome. shapeshifter who always dips further into the uncanny valley than they want. shapeshifter who can mimic a single celebrity completely perfectly but struggles to recreate anyone else.

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

Quick while the astronauts are no-transmission behind the moon let’s arrange the continents into a funny shape

you can't be a disabled ally without also supporting homeless people and addicts like it's just not possible

no i mean addiction. gambling addiction and self harm addiction included. we don't have to avoid these words like they're a bad thing. the stigma will exist regardless, so if someone says "what, you support addicts?" instead of saying "i support people struggling with substance abuse" you can just say "yes." no caveats, yeah i support addicts. i support homeless people. i support homeless addicts. it's fine

every day i wish the tumblr sugar daddies were real

yea actually i WOULD like a weekly allowance for being so cute and hot and funny online. i deserve it.

you can't be a disabled ally without also supporting homeless people and addicts like it's just not possible

no i mean addiction. gambling addiction and self harm addiction included. we don't have to avoid these words like they're a bad thing. the stigma will exist regardless, so if someone says "what, you support addicts?" instead of saying "i support people struggling with substance abuse" you can just say "yes." no caveats, yeah i support addicts. i support homeless people. i support homeless addicts. it's fine

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

go huskies