Lurking in the Corner writing Smut

✮⋆˙ "I've been in this house for sixty years. You're the first person who could see me."

✮⋆˙ "I don't remember dying. I remember everything before and then just this."

✮⋆˙ "You talk to me like I'm still a person. I didn't realize how much I needed that."

✮⋆˙ "I can't leave until I finish something. I've been trying to figure out what for decades."

✮⋆˙ "Don't get attached. I'm not staying. I can't stay."

✮⋆˙ "The living don't understand how loud silence is when you're dead."

✮⋆˙ "I watched everyone I loved grow old without me. Do you know what that does to a person."

✮⋆˙ "You're not afraid of me. That's either brave or you don't understand what I am."

✮⋆˙ "I've haunted this place so long I forgot what I was haunting it for."

✮⋆˙ "I can touch things when I'm angry. That's probably important information."

✮⋆˙ "You solved my murder. I don't know how to thank you or how to leave now."

✮⋆˙ "I'm not haunting you. I'm just not ready to go and you're the only one who notices."

✮⋆˙ "Being dead is mostly just frustrating. Nobody tells you that."

✮⋆˙ "I fell in love with a ghost. I'd say that's my lowest point but the bar is complex."

⟢ "I have two moods--Hungry and aggressively hungry."

⟢ "I wasn't eavesdropping. I was just standing nearby with excellent hearing."

⟢ "You invited me to a 7am meeting. Our friendship is under review."

⟢ "I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me personally."

⟢ "I said yes before you finished the sentence because food was mentioned."

⟢ "My love language is sending you memes at 2am without context."

⟢ "I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire better taste."

⟢ "I cleaned the whole house. Guests are coming. I will not be taking questions about my normal state."

⟢ "You said it would take five minutes. It has been forty five. I aged."

⟢ "I don't have a problem. I have a lifestyle that concerns other people."

⟢ "I wasn't sleeping in the meeting. I was processing with my eyes closed."

⟢ "Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come and it took longer than expected."

⟢ "I'm a delight. Exhausting, but a delight."

"⟢ You made a budget. Adorable. How long did that last."

It's definitely going.