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hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

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thememedaddy

sexycraisinthanos

“AI art is okay if you’re just making shitposts”

Have you forgotten our roots

damnbluewires

reblogging this with my own masterpiece

frankenmouse

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

terracotta7

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

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yaoiblackmold

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

t00thpasteface

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

skygenders

NYC politics right now makes me feel like a starved dog that just smelt a juicy steak.

skygenders

He froze the rent last night holy fuck, him and his team don’t sleep

#that’s my mayor!!!#I’m from Louisiana..

bombing

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

bythestardoggedmoon

trumpetsbyjasonderulo

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

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mevil

can zelda get him pregnant already damn

stupidwiiisdom-deactivated20230

WHAT

mevil

can zelda (the princess of hyrule) get him (link the hero of legend) pregnant (cute 🥰) already damn (profanity)

draconym

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

laterkiss

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

kidzbopdeathgrips

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

kidzbopdeathgrips

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

yugirimistwalker

i tried drawing this iconic post 😊

kidzbopdeathgrips

looks great!

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wayfire-official

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

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