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trying on a metaphor
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oozey mess
Three Goblin Art

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posts with fake songs i can imagine so perfectly it’s like they were real

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I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER
I WISH I WAS A WALTER
I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER
Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.
And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.
This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.
I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.
After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.
It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.
Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."
I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.
Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

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TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.
All my drawings of this guy so far. I wanna find a way to make him as popular as my other OCs, the idea is fun but he's not really getting that much attention... (for context: he's a white collar that's secretly a furry)
scribbled down some stuff for funsies about how this could actually work! I'm a fursuit maker and really really like these sorts of designs :))
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER OMG
bat boys 🦇
WAIT HOLD ON I cannot fucking believe when I was like four years old my parents were cajoling me to walk with the family and trying to get me to keep up even though I kept insisting that I was "tired" until they took me to a doctor and found out my LUNGS DIDN'T WORK. how insane that we live in a world where reasonably loving parents think their FOUR YEAR OLD is trying to be LAZY. like they were mortified to be clear. adults are just so trained to ignore children's complaints as untrustworthy, kids just need discipline, they can't possibly speak for themselves. what the fuuuuck.
YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE BTW you should always be trying to take children seriously, especially very little ones but definitely all of them. the most disempowered class basically legally defined as property and most people are like "yeah that's good actually I hate when they Loiter lol they're stupid and loud and i actually think children should stop existing. restrict their personhood more actually"

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For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens
Projekt Funball vibe prediction
sorry. thinking about how katniss just genuinely mourning rue started riots across the dictricts as people realized how fucking devastating it was that they just willingly watched the murder of a 12 year old. just the realization that they’re so desensitized to literal child murder started an entire uprising and revolution. it just gets to me man it gets me every time
someone added to this post saying that they’re NOT desensitized to child murder and i just wanna say um well yeah they are. they watch the hunger games every year. gale has his whole thing about how the hunger games would stop if everyone would stop watching, but everyone still watches. the point is that once children are chosen in the reaping, especially in district 11 where rue is from, they’re already as good as dead. the thing that made katniss different is that she only knew rue after the reaping, then loved her like a sister and mourned her even though she’s ALSO seen her fair share of child murder, because she’s never had her sister die. it’s not about the murder, it’s about the mourning. THATS what started the revolution.
someone else like 3 years ago disagreed with me in the tags and this is so frustrating how are u all focusing on the wrong part. everyone mourns the tributes from the moment they’re reaped, long before they actually die. ALL OF THESE CHILDREN WILL DIE BUT ONE, AND IT IS NEVER GOING TO BE THE 12 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM DISTRICT 11. THEY WILL ALL DIE AND YOU WILL WATCH !!!! how is that not desensitization
katniss sees a young girl who reminds her of her sister, and she doesn’t treat her like a tribute, she treats her like her sister. she makes traps with her, shares food with her. she doesn’t mourn her until after she is killed. katniss’s compassion for a girl that has been marked for death from the start, who millions of viewers have already accepted the death of, is strong enough to kickstart a revolution. people are snapped out of their cognitive dissonance. they just watched the murder of a 12 year old!! she had people who love and care about her!!! she was a person who lived her own life!!!!! the revolution is about the mourning!!!! it’s about the love!!!!!!!!
Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

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"ah, yes. I will not see any Julius Caesar stabbing memes in june"
The ever conniving ancient Rome obsessed mutual standing behind me with a knife
“ah, yes. I will not
see any Julius Caesar
stabbing memes in june”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.
"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry