Whatsername

i was just kidding when i said i don't give a fuck i give possibly the biggest fucks you've ever seen

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

when i was 14 i came out to a highschool teacher as transgender and i believe i was the first transgender person he ever talked to, and i suppose he panicked, because all he did was say "i think you should listen to little lion man by mumford and sons," and i did, and it changed my 14 year old mind, but i am still unsure what his intended message. he was cool with me being transgender though.

"No idea what to say about the transgender stuff, but I heard a banger the other day you might like."

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

happy birthday ole worm

happy birthday ole worm

(to the tune of apple bottom jeans) shawty got them apple bottom jeans