and what if i fly?

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

I'm so mad cause i could've SWORE that i saw a good chewelry shop that had lgbt themed chewing jewelry but i can't seem to find it anywhere and everything else just looks too childish to me and i just want something to gnaw on cause i keep fucking up the collars of my shirts but it would be cool if i could find something rainbow themed that i would actually wear as a necklace 🫠😭😭😭

I'm so mad cause i could've SWORE that i saw a good chewelry shop that had lgbt themed chewing jewelry but i can't seem to find it anywhere and everything else just looks too childish to me and i just want something to gnaw on cause i keep fucking up the collars of my shirts but it would be cool if i could find something rainbow themed that i would actually wear as a necklace 🫠😭😭😭

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

recently ive been making myself go to sleep by putting my animal crossing character in pajamas and having him turn off all the lights in his house and then go to sleep and select the "it's slumber time" option. and then I put pajamas on myself and turn off the lights and get into bed and think "it's slumber time". this is also how I make myself get out of bed in the morning

tma/tme is great because it gives you an opportunity to say “trans people who are female” without admitting that you’re a misogynist

also i have to say that in this age of people self-censoring their speech with stupid algorithm friendly nonsense words like 'unalive' and 'sewerslide' or whatever, naming your movie 'teenage sex and death at camp miasma' is soooooo beautiful and wonderful to me

I am reading the notes of a comment section that contains a gay Taylor swift truther arguing that we dont actually know that Freddy mercury liked men

I believe that there are many transgender men who choose to associate with womanhood because there is a sense of community associated with it that trans men cannot access with other men. If you completely reject any connection to womanhood you are also disqualified from women's liberation. You cannot be righteously angry at the way that you have been treated by misogynist men if you are a man, and so trans men have to choose between permitting themselves to be treated as a woman and resigning themselves to being treated as Other by both communities.

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

All good My Little Pony names sound either like euphenisms for gay people or euphenisms for hard drugs. You could've had a pony with a handlebar moustache named Fruit Garland and his energetic wife Sparkle Snow and nobody would've even blinked. Due to the sparkle snow.

You have no idea how much this is making me laugh.