and what if i fly?

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

it was so bad when that initial wave of Pokemon card collector market slop hit, I had to see entire TCG sections in kids aisles have to be removed and sent into the front register area in a locked box next to baby formula, like it was so fucking bad they moved into the police propaganda lock box shit

it is genuinely so unbelievably annoying to be a child trafficking survivor and have to listen to people argue about shadows on the wall when it comes to children’s rights and child abuse prevention. the only true way to prevent child abuse is to take away parental control. give children rights. give them the education, resources, and rights to say yes or no to whatever and whoever they desire. i know what would have helped me. i’m so mind numbingly sick of all of this. everyone wants to feel like a hero, but nobody wants to help anyone.

practice makes perfect but like. it's ok to suck at art. it's ok to be bad at it. and still draw. and share it. you can do that. you don't need to get better if you don't want to. bad art is art

that's a cat ✅️

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

we have two eyeballs to see in 3d. we have two ears to listen in stereo. we have two nostrils for like. fuck all i guess. its all connected anyway. who fucking cares. (looks it up) So that one of them can take a nap or something