A Vision in Vanilla

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

*sad American noises*

This ain't about you

*shuts the fuck up*

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

Safe place to what?

To be fair, Spy Kids will do that to a conversation.

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

in fanfiction one must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

#he would only do that under duress and oh boy I'm about to pile it on (@ravnervn)

if you are a tme queer person holding an event, especially a dyke/sapphic one, you need to go out of your way to make sure that the trans women in your community know they are welcome. most of the girls i know assume we’re not.

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away