PCharming7

Don’t get Imperium tattoos. Just don’t get them. Period.

I keep seeing dumbasses online posting giant Imperial Aquilas on their forearms and it’s clear they have no idea what they’ve done. If you’re thinking of getting any sort of Imperium symbol tattooed on your body, you need to understand 2 things.

1) Imperium iconography takes heavy inspiration from IRL fascist imagery, most notably eagles, Nordic runes, swords, and fists. It’s not hard for someone who isn’t familiar with Warhammer (i.e. most people) to see those symbols and get the wrong idea.

2) Having Nazi or Nazi-adjacent tattoos can seriously ruin your life and I’m not kidding. All it takes is one person mistaking your Black Templars tattoo for a dogwhistle and you could lose your job, your relationships with friends and family, your home, your ability to patronize certain businesses, etc. You could even be at risk of physical harm depending on where you are and who sees your tattoo. People generally have zero tolerance for fascists (for good reason) and will have no problem cutting you out of their lives if they suspect you of being one.

But Vyper might be the most entertaining video game character I’ve ever seen and if I was ever to play Deadlock (which I won’t) she would for sure be my main.

-Karate Man

-Wrestling Man

-Karate Man but girl

-Boxing Man

-Borderline Offensive Stereotype

-Secret assassin who’s actually a double agent who’s actually not really a double agent but also is.

-Genetically engineered super-being who wants to use the power of kung-fu to become god.

So for example, you got something like the Lancaster, which is very practical and straightforward, something that could conceivably exist in the real world…

…existing alongside this thing, the Pegasus, whose default weapon is a gun that doesn’t exist. I’m serious, it’s a gun that breaks physics so that it always hits its target. Just a complete affront to reality in all regards.