Possum Orb

& Then a weird guy appear

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

dude so distraught he forgot his age

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

every single blonde man is innately capable of evil on an immeasurable scale btw

not all of them act on it. But most do

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears