Possum Orb

& Then a weird guy appear

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

dude so distraught he forgot his age

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

every single blonde man is innately capable of evil on an immeasurable scale btw

not all of them act on it. But most do

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.