It amounts to nothing

If this is how you heard that Ray Liotta died then sorry in advance

The Wikipedia page on this is fantastic and my favorite line from it is “Flying with all engines out was never expected to occur, so it had never been covered in training.”

Nice

This is the only good tiktok

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

OK…… WHAT?

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

holy shit

isn’t she a murderer in that case she’s in?

Bitch what the fuck-

world heritage post

absolutely love that people literally just explaining the things that happen in ace attorney is a world heritage post

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

i would watch an entire show of this

“You can’t read Miranda rights to a corpse”

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

awwww, what a wholesome conclusion

OH MY.

this just in: rats are more humane than humans

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does