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no time for that karl…

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE

I sell BAGUETTES at the STORE

everybody wants to rule the world

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

the entire internet at our disposal and there's nothing fun to do with it anymore. when was the last time you typed in a url just to see if it existed

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

evangelion heritage post (september 2015)

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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves