Mike Driver

shark vs the universe
will byers stan first human second

oozey mess
Jules of Nature

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todays bird

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Love Begins
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
me: I ship them
friend: oh like romantically?
me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room
friend: so… romantically?
me: yeah. like. with kissing.
When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.
golden age 👑

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I think one of the first thing that should happen when Arthur follows Merlin in a shop for the first time : he slams his head on the glass door 😔
Merlin makes the poor man hold his hands for the whole trip after that
Also if someone want to read a bit more on that we had quite some fun making a thread on bluesky it went a bit overboard lmao
So Iamisaac wrote our Bluesky little thread and I thought I would tag anyone that seemed to like this au (but also if you haven’t please check the other reblog ! Funkiemoon wrote another version there !) I keep this rb free of tag so if you want you can reblog this one without creating a EmailChainOfDeath situation lol (be careful to click on this one and only on this reblog when you comment it or reblog it)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61906213
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Hope you will enjoy !
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Arthur: Yeah a lot of bad stuff has happened and there's been some close calls but I'm still alive and kicking so how bad could it really be?
Merlin: I am holding that man to the mortal plain with ducktape and willpower at this point
Merlin's s mom hunith: I was hoping you'd stay just friends
Arthur*chokes*
Merlin*smirking*: why is that mom
Hunith: if I recall correctly he didn't want women to fight
Arthur*chokes*
Hunith: looked down on my house
Arthur*chokes*
Hunith: would have killed will if he stayed alive or at least banish him
Arthur: hold o_
Hunith: and he hated my food
Arthur*chokes again*: I'm really sorry *walks away slowly sulking*
Merlin: you like him don't you
Hunith:of course but I'm still petty
Merlin: god I missed you mom
Gwen: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?
Merlin: I would slap Arthur for free
Arthur, tearing up: I'm your best friend??
HAPPY 12 YEARS SINCE ARTHUR PENDRAGON STABBED TO DEATH!!!!!!!

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Gwaine: Arthur asked me to pretend to be his boyfriend because his father is homophobic and wants him to date a noble but he ended up hating me so much that he was relieved when he found out Arthur was actually dating Merlin
Lancelot: Task failed successfully
Leon: Congratulations on being so awful you destroyed century old prejudices
I think one of the first thing that should happen when Arthur follows Merlin in a shop for the first time : he slams his head on the glass door 😔
Merlin makes the poor man hold his hands for the whole trip after that
Every fic where Uther assumes Merlin and Arthur are fucking:
some of u should have an OnlyClowns account
what the fuck do you think a tumblr is
works the other way, too.

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
I've got an addition
The most flirtatious Logie Bear variant did use those words to mean whatever Wade wanted them to mean