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people are always like "omg you're a writer?? that's so amazing! you must have such a huge vocabulary!" and i'm like haha yeah :) and then i go home and struggle to describe somebody walking down a hallway for forty minutes straight

#y'all are gonna have to take me out back and shoot me in the skull execution style #why does the phrase “her high heels clicked on the floor with every step” sound fine in my head but AWFUL on paper #talking rubbish as usual

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what if i started using my youtube for evil (incomprehensible video essays about niche three-star media)

#like trolls & bbc merlin & whatnot you know #and treasure planet & how to train your dragon too but everybody knows thats FIVE STAR media lmao #and httyd cant really accurately be called niche anymore #AND RAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have THOUGHTS about rags!!!!!#anyways if even one (1) person is interested in this i might do it lmao because #haters (friends & family) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me) winning (overthinking movies until i am physically sick)#talking rubbish as usual

this is a series now

#i'm just going to keep making these and if somebody wants me to stop they are going to have to come to my house and physically kill me #rags #rags 2012 #rags nickelodeon #nickelodeon rags #max schneider #keke palmer #cinderella #cinderella 1950 #video #fan video

every day i get down on my knees and thank god i didn't have a youtube channel in the year 2007

#just had a random vietnam-war-style flashback to those jimmy neutron amvs i used to make #talking rubbish as usual

clowned with the bestie a little too hard the other day about the ending of rags and accidentally produced this

#rags #rags 2012 #rags nickelodeon #nickelodeon rags

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sister piece to this

#rewatched cinderella 3 with the bestie the other day and immediately thought of this lmao #rags #rags 2012 #rags nickelodeon #nickelodeon rags #cinderella #cinderella 3 #max schnieder #keke palmer

i literally don't even know what this is

#rags #rags 2012 #rags nickelodeon #cinderella #cinderella 1950 #max schneider #keke palmer #video #fan video

Someday, I'm gonna be the next big thing. RAGS (2012) DIR. BILLE WOODRUFF

#happy birthday to this diva (charlie prince). hope he's having a good day.#rags #rags 2012 #rags nickelodeon #max schneider #keke palmer #gifset #my gifs

hm. au of le morte d'arthur where when merlin says "arthur's life is worth a hundred of mine" nimeuh takes him at his word and takes a hundred people in arthur's place

#starting with all merlin's nearest and dearest OBVIOUSLY #how many people is arthur really worth??? how many deaths can merlin carry on his conscience?????#merlin #bbc merlin #if anybody expresses even iota of interest in this i will probably write it #talking rubbish as usual

on fathers & sons

#I'M SICK IN THE HEAD ABOUT THESE TWO #star wars #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #darth vader #a new hope #the empire strikes back #return of the jedi #star wars trilogy #star wars original trilogy #my edits #putting all credits under the cut because there were SO MANY #if anybody recognizes any of the quotes tagged as 'unknown' btw let me know and i'll edit it #i just couldn't find / didn't recognize a couple of the sources :(

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perhaps life is worth living after all (<- girl who has just started her annual your lie in april rewatch)

#talking rubbish as usual

a brief summary of my 2026 so far

#I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS SHITTY 2010s MOVIE!!!!!!!!!#talking rubbish as usual

best episode of trollhunters is the one where strickler decides to give a human teenager the troll equivalent of meth and the whole time he's like "no way this can go wrong"

#making my sisters watch trollhunters with me and this was their reaction too lmao #need an au fic where jim is completely fucking useless throughout that entire episode because he's tripping balls on changeling amphetamine #trollhunters #talking rubbish as usual

who's afraid of little old me?

#detentionaire #sorry i'm obsessed with a minor character from a forgotten fourteen year old canadian cartoon. do you still think i'm hot #fan video

Marmalade & Wolf + "good boy"

#i know a lot of people kinda wrote off this off as. like. “haha wolf has a praise kink” or whatever but #i truly genuinely unironically love the way the phrase takes on a new meaning EVERY TIME its spoken #the first time kickstarts wolf's character arc for the better. it's sweet and lighthearted and has an #entirely positive connotation. it's very likely the first time in his life anyone has EVER acknowledged his efforts to do good.#probably even the first time in his life anyone has ever seen his potential to be good. and it's the VILLAIN TALKING TO HIM?????#ITS THE VILLAIN WHO SEES HIS POTENTIAL TO BE GOOD FIRST??????????#and the backdrop + color scheme + score of the scene reflects that: everything is awash in white and the music cuts out to #underscore the significance of the moment -- before coming back again a second later in a triumphant & swelling yet gentle crescendo #and the second time the words that meant so much to him -- the words that almost singlehandedly brought him here to this moment --#take on a NEGATIVE connotation. not only is marmalade finally revealing himself as the true villain but #he's also making a mockery of wolf the whole time. every line of his dialogue is either gloating about his victory or #taunting wolf. every line of his dialogue is chosen so carefully to hurt and belittle and humiliate wolf specifically and all while #the rest of his gang looks on cluelessly.....#AND THE BACKDROP + COLOR SCHEME + SCORE REFLECTS THAT!!!!!!!! again the music cuts out to underscore the significance!!!!!#and everything is awash in black!! with the only illumination being the alternating red / blue lights of the police siren -- red and blue #being opposing colors and wolf's opposing sides (“good” and “bad”) finally coming into full open conflict for the first time all movie!!!!!#what the hell and fuck!!!!!!!!!!#and the third time is JUST to belittle wolf when HE ISNT EVEN THERE TO HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!#wolf isnt even within EARSHOT!!!!!! marmalade just HAD to say it one more time!!!! and in that mean ass tone too!!!!!!!#i know i'm not saying anything new here i just had to scream about it lmao #the bad guys #the bad guys 2022 #bad guys #bad guys 2022 #gifset #my gifs

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Mr. Wolf + text posts

#i did one of these after i watched the first movie so i felt dutybound to do a second one after the sequel lmao #the bad guys #bad guys #the bad guys dreamworks #dreamworks the bad guys #dreamworks bad guys #the bad guys 2022 #the bad guys 2 #the bad guys 2 2025

you're in his dms i'm helping him expose a global conspiracy. we are not the same.

#rewatching detentionaire and realizing this is what every character sounds like when they fight over lee #talking rubbish as usual

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