My Heart Is A Fish Hiding In The Water Grass

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

sometimes i see some cool art of Blorbo but before i reblog it i peek in the notes and discover. it is not, in fact, art of Blorbo. it is art of Squub. i have no idea who Squub is.

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason