My Heart Is A Fish Hiding In The Water Grass

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

im trying to be positive in general but man

@thatlittleegyptologist my most sincere apologies for inflict this upon your eyeballs, but I simply refuse to suffer alone

THAT'S the cringe part???

Yes. The level of “complete wazzock” was already set by the fact that he’s driving the low-poly fascist mobile, and thus was not needed to be stated. The real cringe factor comes in when Mr Grand Turismo 1997 graphics here proclaims he’s Ra and can’t even get that right thus raising the wazzock level to “complete and utter”. Like if you’re going to drive the vehicle equivalent of Lara Crofts original rack, at least get your symbolism right.