the merwaine guy

did you come on here just to call me a poser 😭😭😭 like aaaaaahhhhhhh!! noooo my one weakness. tf

come along my 11.1k posers we’re leaving we’ve CLEARLY been outsmarted here

(me) (real)

My friends, I'm here in G@za, a child who knows nothing but terror. Terror that comes from the sky, from the relentless b@mbing by the occup@tion, day and night. I'm writing to you from inside our tent, which is as tattered as my heart, offering no protection from the shrapnel of the occupation's b@mbs.

I don’t doubt Gwaine is overdoing it a little, just to piss off an Arthur who can’t do anything about it, but I also don’t think they’re overselling that intimacy, not even a little bit. From that kiss on the cheek she gave him as farewell weeks ago and all the easy banter they shared, I fear they must be the nearest definition of bosom friends who’re choosing not to set off the Hottest Coupling Ever. Two of the most charismatic and charming individuals in the greater Camelot area with chemistry like dry wood loves to spark, and yet they will not be acting on it whatsoever. Due of a predetermined clause between them, and because their hearts are engaged with other people, but which, and it really goes without saying, makes the concept of Them even hotter. Everyone knows it, Arthur and co. are always painfully aware of it, yet gwainevere will continue to entwine arms around each other perfectly platonically, if a touch too sweet, because their love transcends the tenuity of any LI bombshell pairing.

Enemy soldiers came just then so Arthur’s brain wouldn’t melt from The Concept of themmm