I should be reading jjk fanfic

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again