Sir this could might pe a problem!

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

sometimes i’ll see a pairing and be like “i don’t know if this combo would have as hot and nasty of gay sex as you all think they would” like they’re probably still fucking but it would be at best thirty minutes of aimless scissoring and neither of them cum but they don’t really care so it’s fine

like i know for a fact at least one of these people has erectile dysfunction or vaginismus

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

when that honey mustard hits

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

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