Sir this could might pe a problem!

If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack 🫡

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

i think a lot of you or rlly all of you should stop using war criminal as a “cutsie” self descriptor and like. google what that means, especially if ur american

like genuinely y do u as a white american even feel comfortable giving urself a username like “nonbinarywarcriminal” do you know what war crimes american soldiers do to the global south specifically to the women and children there? maybe we should be informed on that, maybe we should do some required reading

recently rediscovered a zest for life and it has me thinking the most asinine thoughts. i used to stare at the ceiling agonizing over my insignificance in the universe and now i’m like “the creamer looks so pretty going into the coffee.” “isn’t it amazing i can listen to all the music ever made anywhere i want at any time.” pathetic.

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

what the fuck is a time knife

lookthe world is falling in love with you pernis your special and becoming beloved

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant