jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

I think to balance out the peppa pig episode that's banned in australia because it's about how you shouldn't be scared of spiders there should be an episode of bluey that's banned in the uk because it's about how you should be extremely scared of spiders

isnt it weird that literally everything is made up

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable