crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

anon is on a level of parasocial relationship not yet known to man

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

mac and cheese would be a great ship name for charmac if you think about it

Tmi Dee in that scene where she leads an acting class and for a second gets invested on controlling that girl who wanted to be an actor is the hottest thing that's ever existed and I melted on spot and it should be a banned episode from hulu because it is offensively and ridiculously attractive to me specifically which scares me and it should scare you too

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s