howdy, stranger!

why did nobody immediately DM me about the new andrew hussie drawings WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WAS FOUR HOURS AGO????

The thing about the Hive is that I don't think it's hiding any sinister intentions - I think that its "good" intentions ARE its sinister intentions. The Hive has taken the "good" intention of never killing and made it so cartoonishly literal and shallow that it has lost any legitimacy as a truly moral imperative. Like, a definition of killing that includes picking apples is not morally coherent. Their "thou shalt not kill" ethos is leading to mass death, but who really gives a shit about people dying? Not the Hive! The important thing is that everyone agrees that killing is wrong and that everyone avoids doing the wrong thing. If that indirectly leads to a lot of people dying - oh well. 🤷‍♀️ Isn't the breaking of a few billion eggs worth it to have such a beautiful and moral Consensus? It's true that people will starve, but they'll do it with a smile on their face! Isn't an existence without conflict so wonderful, so correct?

Tf when your girl is the rise from hell incarnate and you are cold

I was talking with someone and was saying how I was writing a fanfic and I may have mentioned it was in times new roman font, and they said it was crazy work which had me thinking

This is how it's done:

And this is how you homage it:

Literally less than a year ago we were adding cool spins to it like “Sliding Up Tokyo Tower” how did we downgrade so hard?

The slide in the first post bothers the fuck out of me because he’s using his right leg to slide on the ground.