the mischievous gnome

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

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Woah dude

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nyehehehe

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

okay. rude.

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you’re going to have to sub to my onlyacolytes for that

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

DO YOU GUYS NOT FUCK WITH THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT ANYMORE

some bard named Gerardus Arthur of Waye: damn that’s sucks i should go write music

god i wish i could hit an elf with my car it would be so awesome

Why does your dad sound like a fae tempting you with forbidden fruit knowing that if you eat some you’ll be trapped in the fae realm

op are you by any chance a dracula

[ID: A knight in full plate armor riding a bus. End ID]