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the assusination of julius caesar

the assusination of julisus caesusar

Now recreate the famous painting of him getting assassinated

Oh my gosh the STATUE HAS THE FLOATING HANDS

Why hath tho cursed Caesar’s blessed name?

amogus is simultaneously the best and worst thing to happen to the internet

unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now

To be fair, PA also said “we did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, you’re seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last week”

PA: I can’t believe we’ve lost all our native apex predators Citizens of PA: there’s a mountain lion right there PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists

what the fuck do you mean we have emus

http://emusontheridge.com/ https://www.abc27.com/news/us-world/strange/update-runaway-perry-county-emu-found-after-seven-months-on-the-run/

what the fuck is happening in pennsylvania

#2, Brute?

I made the ugliest noise.

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

TODAY

[Image ID: A pencil holder shaped like a bust of Julius Caesar. Multiple pencils protrude from its back, giving the impression that it was stabbed multiple times. / End ID]

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

Contrary to popular belief, both wizards and witches are prone to dabble in inadvisable magics. The difference lies in how they respond when such magics inevitably go awry: the wizard has no qualms about running away screaming, while the witch will be like “no, I’ve got this, we can still work with this” while clearly on fire.

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

Reblog to smack my ass 🍑