Cringefail Win

I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

if i could figure out how people interact and sewing machines work i would be unstoppable

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

oh blorbo from my shows? haha yeah man i love that guy. i hope something terrible happens to him in front of his loved ones that he barely survives and i get to watch.

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

she let me hit cause i could. like that little engine