Hey guys
What’s your favourite sangweech
You can NEVER go wrong with a classic Italian hero, but tonight I'm eating a chicken parm with vodka sauce
And drinking a beverage that’s sex in a canoe, fuckin close to water. Grow up old man, you ain’t got a waist to watch anymore, what are ya, afraid of flavour? If yer sippin coors, at least make it a banquet
You're really rippin the piss outta my American piss water with alcohol in 90 degree, in real money weather? Boy, Ima strike you. Do you wanna get striked or have half of a tasty sangweeche
Talkin about rippin and pissing, geriatric spic, I’ll rip your piss bag right off of ya and club you over the head with the overloaded thing, and just take your meal afterwards. Also it’s a good thing you’re not in jail, can’t even finish a sentence properly, drunk old lightweight, probably great at falling up a flight of steps.
Boyo, I'm not some incontinent geriatric fossil. There's no piss bag or depends here. Ain't pissed me pants since I was 3. I might be great at falling up steps, but that happens when you have a size 13 USA foot. Please don't make me strike you and show you why you wops let us stay in the roman empire to do the heavy lifting and be the muscle of the empire
Sounds like something a poopy pants bone bag would say. I aint afraid of you striking me anyways, go ahead and fire one of those bingo wings at me, your old ass would telegraph that shit long enough for me to sit down and have a coffee and dart before I got up to move out of the way. Telegraph, you know that word right? That’s what you old heads used to text with. Let’s get you to bed now, gray hair.
I see. Sledgehammer to your noggin is what you're asking for. You'd really make me go full on spic with you wouldn't you
Like Benatar said, hit me with your best shot. I make the entire state of Israel jealous of how my iron dome is better than theirs, I’ll shrug it off and still steal your lunch, and not even eat it.
can't go wrong with pastrami on sourdough
