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If you're cold, they're cold; let vampires into your home.

themasterofallusion

no. also they're always cold. it comes with being undead

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Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

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so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

themasterofallusion

“When Caine dis-Abled his brother… by killing him with a fucking rock”

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Rhodesian mother carrying an Uzi to protect her child.

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Everyone needs a grocery shopping gun

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themasterofallusion

sometimes i can still hear her voice

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new jerma clip of all time just dropped

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blow up when confronted?

themasterofallusion

hate Israel?

wtf i love women now

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how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

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Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

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Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

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What do you think he does

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How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

theodoretheninja

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

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🤨

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THE TEXAS HAMMER

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Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

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don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

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knightofiris

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

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Sweet James

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used to pass this every day

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This is just how lawyers are.

themasterofallusion

#MyBaldLawyer

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chaos control

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