The Lovely Thread

saw a post saying that New Yorkers force their kids to learn to play the recorder in school because they’re secretly looking for one that will be able to solve their rat problem. I can’t stop thinking about it

and on the pedestal these words appear: "i am Ozymandias, King of Kings. look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair." nothing beside remains.

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

10:00pm has no business being only half an hour after 9:30pm

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

all i do anymore is display symptoms

Does anyone know what to do

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish