Has this all happened before?

petition to make Disney stop spitting out live-action remakes and give us what we really want: a romcom prequel starring Fergus and Elinor of DunBroch

pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs

kind of crushing that horatio is introduced as kind of a jokester (“what are you doing away from wittenberg?” “a truant disposition my lord,” “is horatio there?” “a piece of him!”) who is very excited to see his friend from college and all of that gets just like. entirely wrung out of him over the course of the play.

second favorite part of 2005 pride and prejudice is when lizzy tells darcy that lydia ran off with wickham and he’s like “can i help” and she’s like “no” and he’s like “then i have to go do something unrelated immediately” and she totally falls for it

local woman told to fight her own battles found waving her sword around so it makes fun swishy noises

I don’t think it’s possible to go through your 20s without considering to join a monastery at least once

What if I told you Dracula is absolutely a love story but not in the way its always been portrayed. It's about a love between two people strong enough that they'd follow each other to hell and back. A love between friends that survives rejection and some heartbreak. A love between a mentor and his mentee. Love is what drives them all to take the actions they do that lead to them defeating Dracula, and it's so much more than the dark romance that it's been marketed as for such a long time.