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i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

ok there’s been enough reblogs from enough people on enough various posts of mine that now i need to stand up for the bitches who don’t fuck of the world. people aren’t writing bad smut because of a lack of having sex. they are writing it because a lot of people have very poor visualization skills and forget halfway through what position characters are supposed to be in, or don’t understand what makes a word a good or bad choice, or can’t create compelling dynamics. i promise that even the sexually inactive, by virtue of also existing within the human form, would know that if you’re behind someone you can’t lick their nipple. and i promise that the frequently sexually active are equally prone to using the word “mewled.” i can pretty much guarantee that having a lot of sex and writing good sex scenes are unrelated. do you think your favorite horror authors are cutting people up in their basements. do you think your favorite food critics are michelin chefs. do you think the people blocking cool combat scenes in movies are routinely getting into cage fights. no they just understand how to utilize tone, pacing, momentum, and the tools of film direction, while keeping action tied to character. like believe it or not this is simply a skill like everything else. idk i always think that that point of view shows a lack of understanding of what makes a sex scene work. it removes the craft of it in a way i find short-sighted. i think people are confused about the reason teenagers are writing bad sex scenes. it’s not because they’re not fucking, it’s because they are young and haven’t had the years to hone their writing craft the way someone older has.

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

“why can’t two guys just be friends” “why does everything have to devolve into porn and sex and shipping” “i think a platonic interpretation is actually The Most Good and More Pure” hey man can you express why you like a certain pairing dynamic without sounding like anita bryant

My reading about poisonous mushrooms reminded me of a childhood friend I had who got into an argument with his mom when he was 5-7 years old and he got so angry he picked a random wild mushroom in the yard and stuffed it in his mouth and ate it to punish her. He was a middle chid with 3 siblings. She freaked out and packed up his siblings and rushed him to the emergency room and they were desperately trying to identify the mushroom and pump his stomach, the whole family was trapped in the ER all night. Either the mushroom he ate was not poisonous or the medical team managed to flush it out of his system in time because he had zero ill effects. None. He was fine. I know this because his mother liked to recount this story to embarrass him when she was drunk and I remembered thinking “Damn, but he did kind of get the last laugh there.”

They should invent a cry for help that has zero negative effects on anybody and also that makes everyone treat you like a little animal in a cardboard box. But everyone’s cool with it because you’re a cute little animal and not an adult human that needs to get their shit together to stay alive

"the imaginary or hypothetical harm that we believe a black person to be capable of enacting will always be less socially acceptable than the harm we know for a fact white people materially cause" the movie.