*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

I hope I don't ever have to hear "racism is an American thing" and "there's less racism in Europe" ever again 😭 the fact that it wasn't enough that people just had regular experiences with racism to be believable, it took seeing literal white supremacist riots?? Okay. No more "they're European so their politics-" are the og source of racism, yes. 👍🏾

When half the planet currently speaks English, Spanish, Portuguese, and/or French... Well i just think those languages came from somewhere but I can't quite put my finger on it...

American racists are just stupider and have guns.

From the European racists I've dealt with on this app, stupider is pushing it. They have the same ideologies, just deluded themselves into thinking it's Classier.

From my personal experience, they are also way more annoying about it.

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle